I Saw A Sign At A Gas Station. It Said "help Wanted".
I saw a sign at a gas station. It said "help wanted". There was another sign
below it that said "self service". So I hired myself. Then I made myself the
boss. I gave myself a raise. I paid myself. Then I quit.
-- Steven Wright
I saw a sign at a gas station. It said 'help wanted'.
There was another sign below it that said 'self service'....
I was driving down the street past a gas station. There were two signs in the window, "Help wanted", "Self-serve".
So, I went in and hired myself. I made myself the boss. I took all the money and left....
So I said to myself, "Self," I said...
When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, "Los Angeles 445 miles," I said to myself, "I've got to get out of this lane.
-- Franklyn Ajaye...
As I said before, "I never repeat myself".
I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies".
So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars". -- Steven Wrigh...
Saw a sign on a restaurant that said Breakfast, any time -- so I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.
-- Steven Wrigh...
As I have said often enough before, I never repeat myself, and so it almost goes without saying that I won't repeat myself again.