I saw a sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off of the hood of my car.
-- Excerpt from insurance form.
-- Excerpt from insurance form.
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I struck the pedestrian. -- Excerpt from insurance... - The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.
The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring... - I tried to avoid hitting him, but he kept coming toward me and asking for
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It demolished his car, but it didn't even scratch... - A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
The guy was all over the place.
I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him... - I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law,
and headed for the embankment. -- Excerpt from insurance... - In my attempt to hit a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
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- The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, But in ourselves that
we are underlings.
William... - Maybe we should tie one end down...ya think?
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and terrified at the thought that so much hideous... - Joshu: What is the true Way?
Nansen: Every way is the true Way.
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