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• Saw a sign on a restaurant that said Breakfast, any time -- so I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies".
  So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars". -- Steven Wrigh...
• I saw a tree fall in the woods, and I didn't hear it. -- Steven Wrigh
• The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I saw a man with a wooden leg, and a real foot. -- Steven Wrigh
• I saw a sign at a gas station. It said "help wanted".
  There was another sign below it that said "self service"....
• Is "tired old cliche" one? -- Steven Wrigh
• The other day, I was walking my dog around my building.
  ..on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights....