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I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes.
-- George Carli...
I remember when I was in the army, we had the toughest drill sergeant in the world.
I remember when people used to step outside a moment for a breath of fresh air.
Now sometimes you have to step outside for days before you get it. -- Victor Borge...
I remember when Sex was safe and Rugby was dangerous...
I remind you that humans are only a tiny minority in this galaxy.
-- Spock, "The Apple," stardate 3715.6....
I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. -- Steven Wrigh
I rented a pickup truck. It didn't work: I didn't get any girls.
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I repeat... that all power is a trust; that we are accountable for its exercise
hat from the people and for the people all springs, and all must exist....
I represent a sardine!! -- Zippy the Pinhead

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