I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it
back.
-- Steven Wright
back.
-- Steven Wright
Related:
- I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar.
Steven... - I had amnesia once or twice.
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Steven... - I had my coathangers spayed.
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Steven... - I had a dream that all the victims of The Pill came back.
boy, were they mad! -- Steven... - REPORTER: "What would you do if you found a million dollars?"
YOGI BERRA:
"If the guy was poor, I would give it back... - Reporter: "What would you do if you found a million dollars?"
Yogi Berra:
"If the guy was poor, I would give it back... - I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors
small enough to fit it.
Steven... - Homer: I had a feeling it was too good to be true.
Every time you get a million dollars,
something queers the deal. Lisa: I don't think real... - I was skydiving horizontally.
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Steven...
From the same category:
- Seduced, shaggy Samson snored.
She scissored short.
Sorely shorn, Soon shackled slave, Samson sighed,... - Gary Larson for
President... - If a tool is put away when you're sure it won't be needed again,
it will...soon. -- Law of... - Your life would be very empty if you had nothing to
regret... - Recipe for Clinton Stew:
A little weenie in hot water...
