I Remember When I Was In The Army, We Had The Toughest Drill Sergeant In The World.

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I remember when I was in the army, we had the toughest drill sergeant in the
world. He'd get right up next to your face and yell, and if you didn't have
the right answers, mister, you'd be peeling potatoes or chainging the latrine.
Hey, wait. I wasn't in the army. Then who WAS that guy?!
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey