I Remember When Sex Was Safe And Rugby Was Dangerous...
I remember when Sex was safe and Rugby was dangerous...
Remember when sex was safe and skydiving was dangerous?
Remember when 'safe sex' meant a padded headboard?
Remember when 'safe sex' was not getting caught in the act?
Remember when 'safe sex' was making sure the door was locked?
Remember when "safe sex" meant your parents had gone away for the weekend? -- Rhonda Hansome
Oh yeah? Well, I remember when sex was dirty and the air was clean.
Say yes to safe sex...
Can you remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty?
Congress' idea of "safe" sex: no reporters.