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I Rented A Pickup Truck. It Didn't Work: I Didn't Get Any Girls.
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I rented a pickup truck. It didn't work: I didn't get any girls.
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Cities contain streets, which are dangerous and crowded and difficult to park in....
The basic idea behind malls is that they are more convenient than cities.
Cities contain streets, which are dangerous and crowded and difficult to park in....