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• I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. -- Steven Wrigh
• I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. -- Stephen Wrigh
• I had amnesia once or twice. -- Steven Wrigh
• I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in the plane.
  They caught me on an 80 foot stepladder with a coathanger. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm.
  By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh...
• I was going to commit suicide the other day. I must not have been serious because I brought a beach towel.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I have a switch in my apartment that doesn't do anything.
  Every once in a while I turn it on and off. On and off....
• I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now.
  But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." -- Steven Wrigh...
• I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is.
  Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that....