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INTRODUCTION, n. A social ceremony invented by the devil for the gratification of his servants and the plaguing of his enemies.
The introduction attains its most malevolent development in this centu...
INTROVERTS do it alone
Intruder Alert! - 3 drinks!
In truth, there never was any remarkable lawgiver amongst any people who did not resort to divine authority, as otherwise his laws would not have been accepted by the people
for there are many good l...
Intuition, however illogical, is recognized as a command prerogative.
-- Kirk, "Obsession," stardate 3620.7....
In Tulsa, Oklahoma, it is against the law to open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.
In unanimity there is cowardice and uncritical thinking. -- Marion J. Levy, Jr.
In vain sedate reflections we would make When half our knowledge we must snatch, not take.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- Moral Essays, Epistle i, Line 39...
In vain we call old notions fudge, And bend our conscience to our dealing
The Ten Commandments will not budge, And stealing will continue stealing....
INVALID COMMAND.COM, System Disobeying

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