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• In Tulsa, Oklahoma, it is against the law to open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.
• To catch a whale in the inland waters of the State of Oklahoma is contrary to law.
• UNIX is a registered trademark in the U.S. and other countries, licensed exclusively through X/Open Company Ltd.
• Doing abominations is against the law, particularly if the abominations are done while wearing a lobster bib.
  -- Woody Allen -- Without Feathe...
• What does an Englishman's beer bottle say on the bottom? OPEN OTHER END.
• Some wise-guy stuck a cork in the bottle!
  -- Homer struggles to open a wine bottle, "The Crepes of Wrath...
• Anarchy is against the law!