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In the ordinary business of life, industry can do anything which genius can do, and very many things which it cannot.
-- Henry Ward Beeche...
In theory, everything works.
In theory, theory is the same as reality. In reality it's not.
In theory there is nothing to hinder our following what we are taugh
but in life there are many things to draw us aside....
In the part of this universe that we know there is great injustice, and often the good suffer, and often the wicked prosper, and one hardly knows which of those is the more annoying.
-- Bertrand Ru...
In the past a sexy woman was one who lay on a sofa like an odalisque, smoking a cigarette.
Now she is an athletic woman....
In the past, it was easy to be a Real Man. All you had to do was abuse women, steal land from Indians, and find some place to dump the toxic waste.
-- Bruce Feirstei...
In the past we have tried too much to prevent the making of mistakes. -- Vice President Dan Quayle
In the past, you've been a remarkably poor judge of what your Mom cares about.
-- Hobbes (and Calvin)...

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