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• She aches, just like a woman...
• A woman is like a piano. If she's not upright she's grand.
• Marge: Who is this woman? Homer: Well, right now, she's an out-of-work cocktail waitress, but she's going to be a country music superstar like.
  .. uh... that jerk in the cowboy hat... and that dead lady. -- "(Lurleen on Me)...
• The man-hating woman, like the cold woman, is largely imaginary.
  She is simply a woman who has done her best to snare a man and has failed. -- Norto...
• Why, every one as they like; as the good woman said when she kissed her cow. -- Rabelai
• A man will be a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy till she becomes your wife.
  -- Al Bundy, (Married With Children)...
• A woman who thinks she is intelligent demands equal rights with men.
  A woman who is intelligent does not....
• Old Ladies Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette.
  It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke....
• Selma: Hmm... It is probably my last chance to be a mommy.
  Waiter: Cigarette, Mrs. McClure? Troy: You bet! From now on, she's smoking for two!...