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In the reign of Charles II. a certain worthy divine at Whitehall thus addressed himself to the auditory at the conclusion of his sermo
"In short, if you don't live up to the precepts of the Gospel...
In the republic of mediocrity, genius is dangerous.
In the Roadrunner cartoon, the coyote has been chasing him for 25 years.
I'd like to see him finally get right up to him and go "Sorry, I thought you were someone else....
In the school Debating Society I was voted the boy least likely to complete a coherent.
..er... Sentence? -- George and Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
In these here parts, good guys wear blue.
In these matters the only certainty is that nothing is certain. -- Pliny the Elde
In the South my grandmother used to tell me, "Hey, James Wesley, put down that wheelbarrow--you know you doesn't know anything about machinery.
-- James Wesley Jackso...
In the space age we'll be able to go around the world in two hours .
. . one hour for flying and the other to get to the airport....
In the space of one hundred and seventy-six years the Mississippi has shortened itself two hundred and forty-two miles.
Therefore ... in the Old Silurian Period the Mississippi River was upward of o...
In the spight of his teeth. -- John Skelton (c. 1460-1529) -- Colyn Cloute, Line 939

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