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In the United States there is more space where nobody is than where anybody is.
This is what makes America what it is. -- Gertrude Stein, The Geographical History of America....
In the U. S. Army] An officer does not take an oath of loyalty to the Commander-in-Chief.
He takes an oath of loyalty to the Constitution. -- Sam Donaldso...
In the US, males are a minority and should be treated and protected as such.
-- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
In the uttermost West I was Olorin,In the South I am Incanus, among the elves I am Mithrandir,in the North I am Gandalf.
To the East,I go not"-rough Tolkien quote from Gandalf. -- The Hitch Hik...
In the vacant places, we will build with new bricks. -- T.S. Elio
In the vacuum of space, you can't play an accordian.
In the vaunted works of Art, the master stroke is Nature's part. -- Emerso
In the whole history of the world there's never been anybody just like Bert, and there'll never be another even if the world lasts a hundred million centuries.
-- Prof. Clifford Jones, THE GRE...
In the wilds: It's so quiet up here you can hear a mouse get a hard-on.
In the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.

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