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In the spirit of today, when I'm handing out the exams, we're going to further examine the totally suffering individual.
-- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
In the spring a livelier iris changes on the burnish'd dove
In the spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love....
In the stairway of life, you'd best take the elevator.
In the stress of modern life, how little room is left for that most comfortable vanity that whispers in our ears that failures are not faults!
-- Agnes Repplie...
In the strictest sense, I did not win. "Data..." I busted him up.
-- Data and Troi, "Peak Performance", stardate 42923.4...
In the strict scientific sense we all feed on death -- even vegetarians.
-- Spock, "Wolf in the Fold," stardate 3615.4....
In the studio later we'll be showing you the latest thing in digital watches.
When you press the button, a little finger comes out and points to the nearest person with the right time....
In the summer I drink Guinness, which requires no refrigeration and no cooking--Guinness is a great day-shortener.
If you get out of bed first thing and drink a glass, then the day doesn't begin u...
In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread. -- Old Testament -- Genesis iii, 19
In the tickling and the trembling of freeze tag.

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