In the past, it was easy to be a Real Man. All you had to do was abuse
women, steal land from Indians, and find some place to dump the toxic
waste.
-- Bruce Feirstein
women, steal land from Indians, and find some place to dump the toxic
waste.
-- Bruce Feirstein
Related:
- A slick talking pirate named Bruce
To steal code, had a plan to seduce
An Apple II+.
Now Bruce wears a truss And was jailed for computer... - If a Real Man doesn't eat quiche, just what does his diet consist of?
Essentially, Real Men are meat and potatoes eaters... - RETURN
An experience of sheer terror. Here's some advice for when you want
to return goods to their place of purchase.
Find the bag that your product X came in, which naturally... - It happened long ago
In the new magic land
The Indians and the buffalo
Existed hand in hand
The Indians needed food
They need skins for a roof
The only took what they needed
And the buffalo ran loose
But then came the white man
With his thick and empty head
He couldn't see past his billfold
He wanted all the buffalo dead
It was sad,
oh so sad. -- Ted Nugent, "The Great White... - Look, fumes, quicksand, toxic waste.
It's all ours... - Boy: [mopping] Hey, did you guys just come from the prom?
Bart: Sort of. Marge: But, you know, we realized we're... - oo) (OO) (xx)
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\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ ... - Far back in the mists of ancient time, in the great and glorious days of the
former Galactic Empire,
life was wild, rich and largely tax free. Mighty starships...
