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• Marge: I really think this is a bad idea. Homer: Marge, I agree with you -- in theory.
  In theory, communism works. In theory....
• Everything always works in your HQ, everything always fails in the colonel's HQ.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #30...
• The government economist virus Nothing works, but all the diagnostic software says everything is fine.
  -- New viruses on the block....
• How the government works: The Senate gets the bill from the House.
  The President gets the bill from the Senate. And we get the bill for everything....
• If you treat a sick child like an adult and a sick adult like a child, everything usually works out pretty well.
  -- Ruth Carlisle...
• In theory, theory is the same as reality. In reality it's not.
• hebang /sh*-bang/ n. The character sequence "#!
  that frequently begins executable shell scripts under Unix....
• This man, I say, is most perfect who shall have understood everything for himself, after having devised what may be best afterward and unto the end.
  -- Hesiod (c. 700 BC) -- Works and Days, Line 293...
• If it works, break it!