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Inspected by: #15.
Inspect every piece of pseudoscience and you will find a security blanket, a thumb to suck, a skirt to hold.
What have we to offer in exchange? Uncertainty! Insecurity! -- Isaac Asimov...
INSPECTOR END OF FILM: Move along. There's nothing to see!
Keep moving! [Suddenly he notices the cameras....
Inspired by Brown's "Take Back America". I'd like to see this on somebody's bumpe
TAKE AMERICA BACK! We want a refund!...
Inspiring, bold John Barleycorn, What dangers thou canst make us scorn!
-- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Tam o' Shante...
In spite of all evidence to the contrary, the entire universe is composed of only two basic substance
magic and bullshit. -- G's Third Law There is no magic... -- H's Dictum...
In spite of the cost of living it is still popular. -- Kathleen Norri
In spite of the recent progress in science, the depths of human imbecility have not yet been plumbed.
-- H. Elli...
In spite of what you may have heard, it is permissible to yell "FIRE!
in a theatre, particularly if the theater is on fire....
In spring, an old man's stomach turns. -- Larry Siegel

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