Related:

• In the spring a livelier iris changes on the burnish'd dove
  In the spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love....
• When he is forsaken, Wither'd and shaken, What can an old man do but die?
  -- Thomas Hood (1798-1845) -- Spring it is cheery...
• SPRING FEVER -- when the iron in your blood turns to lead in your pants.
• One old lady turns to another: "Oooh, who did your hair?
  Who did your hair? My God, your hair looks like a wig!...
• No man can be wise on an empty stomach. -- George Elio
• The way to a man's stomach is through his esophagus.
• Class, that's the only thing that counts in life. Class.
  Without class and style, a man's a bum; he might as well be dead. -- "Bugsy" Siegel...
• Danger, you haven't seen the last of me! No, but the first of you turns my stomach!
  -- The Firesign Theatre's Nick Dange...