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In some sort of crude sense which no vulgarity, no humor, no overstatement, can quite extinguish, the physicists have known si
and this is a knowledge which they cannot lose. -- J. Robert Oppenheim...
In some ways, yesterday seems long ago; In other ways it seems like only yesterday....
Insomnia cures snoring.
Insomnia isn't anything to lose sleep over.
In space, farts are silent, but the smell lasts forever.
In space, no one can hear you fart.
In space, no one can hear you flame. -- Tim P Scott, scott@spectra.com
In space, no one can hear you rip a stinky.
In space, no one can hear you scream.
In specifications, Murphy's Law supercedes Ohm's. -- Klipstein's Law of Specificatio
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