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INSURRECTION, n. An unsuccessful revolution. Disaffection's failure to substitute misrule for bad government.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
In Sweden, where nudism is a general practice, the suicide rate is alarmingly high.
Nudism may be a contributing factor....
In tabulario donationem fecit. [He made a gift in the archive]
In talking to girls I could never remember the right sequence of things to say.
I'd meet a girl and say, "Hi, was it good for you too?...
In technology anything is possible if you don't know it isn't available yet.
Integrated Software - A single product that deftly performs hundreds of functions the user never needs and awkwardly performs the half-dozen he uses constantly.
-- From the Government Compute...
Integration means more than having all the maps at the same scale!
Integrity has no need for rules. -- Albert Camu
Integrity is praised, and starves.
Integrity is the superlative strategy. <---- honesty is the best policy

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