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Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays?
Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway...
Instead of the Miss America Pageant I could enter the Miss Neurosis Pageant.
Among my hobbies are stewing in my own juices and blowing things out of proportion....
Instead of trying to build newer and bigger weapons of destruction, mankind should be thinking about getting more use out of the weapons we already have.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
Instead of using a loom, we've going to wind all the yarn into balls and adopt an infinite number of kittens.
Instead of worrying about my clothes, I could be someone that nobody knows. -- Sting
In ((STEREO)) where available.
Instinct is intelligence incapable of self-consciousness.
Instruction address trace is the systems little black book, chock full of the addresses of all those important instructions -- MVS/ESA
Diagnosis: Tools and Service Aids LY28-1813-03 -- 12.0 Chapte...
INSTRUCTIONS 1. Take your new Toxic Custard out of the box, and check that all the parts are present.
(Main heading, body, dividing hyphens, back-issues plug, signature) 2. Place the div...
Instructions for the Best Positions on the Pianoforte.

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