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Instant Gratification takes too long...
Instant Human: Just Add Coffee...
Instant Human: Just add diet coke . . .
Instant idiot! Just add alcohol.
Instant Programmer: Just add caffeine
Instant sex will never be better than the kind you have to peel and cook.
Instant swimmer. Just add water.
Instant water just add er.. um.. ??!!
Instant XT...Just add Windows.
In statements involving two word phrases, make an all out effort to use hyphens.
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