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• In space, no one can hear you scream.
• Picard: "Well, bon voyage, Mister Scott." Scott: "Thank you, sir.
  For everything." Data: "Mister Scott." Troi: "Good-bye....
• Scott: "A Bird of Prey cannot fire when she's cloaked.
  Spock: "All things being equal, Mister Scott, I would agree....
• One girl can be pretty -- but a dozen are only a chorus.
  -- F. Scott Fitzgerald, "The Last Tycoo...
• Scott: "Geordi, I have spent my whole life, trying to figure out crazy ways of doing things.
  I'm telling you, as one engineer to another...I can *do* this." -- "Relics", Stardate Unknow...
• LaForge: "So, this alien space-baby, which is about the size of a four story building, *really* felt the Enterprise was its mother.
  Scott: "Oh, you're pulling an old man's leg!" LaForge...
• You could eat off of this Birkenstock! -- Scott Larse