Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
Miscellaneous Collections
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
Miscellaneous Collections
In case of a thunderstorm, stand in the middle of the fairway and hold up a one-iron.
Not even God can hit a one-iron. -- Lee Trevino...
In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling against prayer in schools will be temporarily canceled.
In case of Big Mac attack...
In Case of Death: Do not use elevators. Stay calm.
In case of doubt, make it sound convincing. -- Finagle's Fourth Rule
In case of emergency, break glass, scream, bleed to death.
In case of emergency read manual.
In case of fire do not use elevators... Use water.
In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter. -- In a Vienna hotel
In Case of Fire, Log off Promptly.
< previous
...
3608
3609
3610
3611
3612
3613
3614
3615
3616
3617
...
11174
next >
