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Increased means and increased leisure are the two civilizers of man.
-- Benjamin Disraeli (Earl Beaconsfield) (1805-1881) -- Speech, April 3, 1872...
Increased profits mean more work for everyone.
In creating, the only hard thing is to begin: a grass blade's no easier to make than an oak.
-- James Russell Lowell...
In critical moments men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see.
-- Spock, "The Tholian Web," stardate 5693.2....
INCUBUS, n. One of a race of highly improper demons who, though probably not wholly extinct, may be said to have seen their best nights.
For a complete account of _incubi_ and _succubi_, including _...
INCUMBENT, n. A person of the liveliest interest to the outcumbents.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
In Cupertino, California, it is illegal to count backwards audibly in hexadecimal.
In cyberspace, no one can hear you scream. UNLESS YOU TYPE LIKE THIS!!!
In DBLSPACE no one can hear you scream.

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