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• In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
• Finagle's Rules Ever since the first scientific experiment, man has been plagued by the increasing antagonism of nature.
  It seems only right that nature should be logical and neat, but experience has shown that this is not the case....
• When in doubt, make it up. -- Liberal Rule # 2
• Finagle's Sixth Rule: Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them.
• Finagle's Eight Rule: Teamwork is essential . . . it allows you to blame someone else.
• Do not believe in miracles; rely upon them. -- Finagle's Sixth Rule
• Teamwork is essential. It allows you to blame someone else. -- Finagle's Eighth Rule
• When in doubt, make a backup.
• Finagle's Fourth Law: Once a job is messed up, anything done to improve it makes it worse.