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In Case Of Fire, Rescue Taglines.
In case of fire, save the a. women and children. b.
expensive equipment. c. jewelry and wallets of those who've succumbed to smoke inhalation....
In case of fire, yell "FIRE!
In case of injury notify your superior immediately. He'll kiss it and make it better.
In case of nuclear attack: 1) Stand with feet shoulder width apart.
2) Bend over to a 90 degree angle. 3) Face backwards. 4) Kiss your ass goodbye....
In case of nuclear war, hide in the urinal. Nobody ever hits 'em anyway. -- Toilet graffiti
In case of rapture, please grab the wheel.
In case of Rapture this tagline will self-destru.....
In case you didn't know, I now look at eight(8) characters instead of of each word, instead of five(5), as I used to.
Incens'd with indignation Satan stood Unterrify'd, and like a comet burn'd That fires the length of Ophiuchus huge In th' arctic sky, and from his horrid hair Shakes pestilence and war.
-- John Milto...

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