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• If you are ever caught in a thunderstorm while playing golf
  he best way to keep from being struck by lightening is to pull out a 9-iron and hold it above your head, because not even God can hit a 9-iron....
• The devil would be the best way out as an excuse for God .
  .. But even so, one can hold God responsible for the existence of the Devil....
• Never bet with a man named "One-Iron." -- Tom Sharp
• Iron sharpens iron; scholar, the scholar.
• If I lived back in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron.
  That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like, "Hey look....
• It is one thing to purloin finely-tempered steel, and another to take a pound of literary old iro
  and convert it in the furnace of one's own mind into a hundred watchsprings, worth each a thousand times as much as the iron....
• As the Iron Curtain rusts...
• Greetings from Iron, Ore.
• There is an iron crowbar here.