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• In Case of Death: Do not use elevators. Stay calm.
• A recently completed study shows that people dwelling in stairs-only apartment buildings (that i
  buildings without elevators) live an average of three years longer than do people who live in buildings with both elevators and stairs....
• How do you tell the difference between an electrical fire and a chemical fire?
  You use a fire distinguisher, of course. -- Dave Asche...
• You should be aware of the conditional case if you was to use it.
• Avoid fire, flame, or smoking during use.
• Some people use religion only as a fire escape.
• In case of fire, yell "FIRE!
• In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter. -- In a Vienna hotel