Related:

• I [] my dog, I [] my cat, and I [] baby harp seals.
• I [] My Dog. I [] My Cat.
• I [] My Dog. I [] My Cat. I [] My Wife. I [] days.
• I [] My Cat. I [] My Dog. (Would you [] my ex-wife ?)
• I have my cat's permission to use the computer.
• I took my cat in for a catscan. Diagnosis? It was a cat.
• I'd love to go out with you, but I have to floss my cat.
• Basically a dog person. I certainly, though, wouldn't want to offend my constituents who are cat people
  and I should say that being, I hope, a sensitive person, that I have nothing against cats, and had cats when I was a boy, and if we didn't have the two dogs might very well be interested in having a cat now....