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• Coming soon to a universe near you!
• Pretty soon little girl, I'm going to take charge.
• My Aunt Ida at age eighty-three: "Yeah," she said, "I'll be dead pretty soon.
  And frankly, I don't give a damn." -- Edward Abbey...
• And all that the Lorax left here in this mess was a small pile of rocks with the one word, "unless.
  Whatever THAT meant, well, I just couldn't guess....
• Works of art, in my opinion, are the only objects in the material universe to possess internal order, and that is why, though I don't believe that only art matters, I do belive in Art for Art's sake.
  -- E. M. Forste...
• They do say, Mrs M., that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain.
  They are of course wrong, as you will soon discover....
• Doctor: You need glasses. Patient: How did you know?
  Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked through the window....
• I knew one thing: as soon as anyone said you didn't need a gun, you'd better take one along that worked.
  -- Raymond Chandle...
• In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
  -- Edward P. Tryo...