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• I think I'd be a good mother--maybe a little overprotective.
  Like I would never let the kid out--of my body. -- Wendy Liebma...
• I've been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog. -- Wendy Liebma
• I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because it's cold in there.
  And I'm like: How did my mother know that? -- Wendy Liebma...
• Bart: Now we can get the treasure! Abe: Oh, what's the use.
  Burns would still find some way to take it from me....
• Everybody has sex now. When I was a kid only women had sex and you had to get it from them.
  We got a battery-powered sexual aid. Actually, a flashlight....
• In addition to comedy, I'm a writer. I write checks. They're not very good. -- Wendy Liebma
• Are you scared?
• Marge: What were you like as a boy, Mr. Burns? Did you have a dog that you loved?
  Burns: Well... Daah! There's something on my leg....
• Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
  Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...