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• Furbling, v.: Having to wander through a maze of ropes at an airport or bank even when you are the only person in line.
  -- Rich Hall, "Snigle...
• furbling, v: Having to wander through a maze of ropes at an airport or bank even when you are the only person in line.
  -- Rich Hall, "Snigle...
• FURBLING: Having to wander through a maze of ropes at an airport or bank even when you are the only person in line.
  -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend...