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• On my first acid trip, I thought I was God. On my second acid trip I thought I was Jesus.
  On my third trip I thought I was Napoleon and on my fourth trip I thought I was a toadstool....
• I thought I had a back-up, but she refused to type it in again.
• I thought, therefore I was.
• I may be a self-made man, but then, when I get to thinking about it, if I had it to do over again, I think I would call in someone else.
  -- Roland Young...
• I thought about being Born Again, but my mother refused.
• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
• And I thought *I* had problems!
• No, no, I said I was into PORN again, not born again.
• I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.