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• I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltratio
  communist indoctrination, communist subversion and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids!...
• Most of the fear that spoils our life comes from attacking difficulties before we get to them.
  -- Dr. Frank Crane...
• I won! I won!
• I just thought I might mosey over to the war room for a few minutes and see what's doing over there.
  -- Gen. Buck Turgidson, from Dr. Strangelove...
• Heck I reckon you wouldn't even be human if you didn't have some pretty strong feelings about nuclear war.
  -- Major Kong, from Dr. Strangelove...
• Well I've been to one world fair, a picnic and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I even heard come over a set of earphones!
  -- Major Kong, from Dr. Strangelove...
• I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.
• It was a saying of the ancients, "Truth lies in a well
  and to carry on this metaphor, we may justly say that logic does supply us with steps, whereby we may go down to reach the water....
• We do have a product that is more in your price range.
  However, I must assure you that any hair growth you experience while using it will be purely coincidental....