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I'm kind of lazy. I'm dating a pregnant woman. -- Ron Richard
I'm kind of like Han Solo, always stroking his own wookie, I'm the root of all that's evil, yeah but you can call me Cookie.
-- The Bloodhound Gang....
I'm lazy. But it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn't like walking or carrying things.
-- Lech Walesa...
I'm leaving my BBS to Science Fiction.
I'm leaving the apartment. But first I'm getting a thousand roaches.
'Cause it said in the rent book, "Leave the place as you found it." -- Dolly Alle...
I'm like a bad TSR; I keep popping up!
I'm like a TSR...I get loaded before working.
IML: Invoke Murphy's Law
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- e e cummings (1894-1962)...
I'm lonely," Adam told God in the Garden of Eden. "I need to have someone around for company.
"Okay," replied God. "I'm going to give you the perfect woman....

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