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• Fortune's Office Door Sign of the Week: Incorrigible punster -- Do not incorrige.
• CAUTION! INCORRIGABLE PUNSTER! DON'T INCORRIGE
• Invertebrate Punster--Spinelessly unable to resist a pun--So slug me!
• If a child shows himself incorrigible, he should be decently and quietly beheaded at the age of twelve.
  -- Don Marqui...
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• It will grieve me so to the heart, that I shall cry my eyes out.
  -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap. xi...
• LAST, n. A shoemaker's implement, named by a frowning Providence as opportunity to the maker of puns.
  Ah, punster, would my lot were cast, Where the cobbler is unknown, So that I might forget his last And hear your own....