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• William Tell wore contact lenses.
• Then there is this character who is very religious, so much so, in fact, that he wears stained glass bifocals.
• Lots of people make sense, I want to make $$$
• He sells contact lenses for a cubist world.
• I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for reading.
  So, I got some flip-up contact lenses. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for reading.
  So, I got some flip-up contact lenses. -- Steven Wrigh...
• Anybody got a cigarette? Thanks very much, sir--I left mine in the machine. -- London Lee
• I acquired my contact lenses a day or two later and they worked superbly.
  To insert them was but the work of a moment: all I had to do was pry open my eyes with a buttonhook, force the lenses in, and gulp as though swallowing a Chincoteague oyster....
• The Space People will contact us when they can make money by doing so.