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• I was walking down the street, something caught my eye.
  ..and dragged it fifteen feet. -- Emo Phillip...
• Ranger: I won't lie to you. Our chances of finding your children are slim to nil.
  Lisa: [from below] Hi mom! [Smithers and the kids are waving at Marge] Marge...
• You should all JUMP UP AND DOWN for TWO HOURS while I decide on a NEW CAREER!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Love does not make the world go around, just up and down a bit.
• The other day a woman came up to me and said, "Didn't I see you on television?
  I said, "I don't know. You can't see out the other way." -- Emo Phillip...
• You know what I hate? Indian givers...no, I take that back. -- Emo Phillip
• I cut down trees, I skip and jump.