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• Alex, I'll take "Things Only I Know" for $200.
• You can take it or leave it if someone just clues you in as to what "it" is.
• I love this fucking University, and this University loves fucking me.
• In my car, I can drive 200 miles and the gas gauge stays on full.
  Just 20 feet after that 200 mile mark, and the gauge drops dead and falls to near empty. Why?...
• I 'll make assurance double sure, And take a bond of fate.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Macbeth -- Act iv, Sc. 1...
• But in the way of bargain, mark ye me, I 'll cavil on the ninth part of a hair.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry IV -- Act iii, Sc. 1...
• Oh whistle, and I 'll come to ye, my lad.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Whistle, and I 'll come to ye...
• There are many ways to say "I love you", but fucking is the fastest.