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• I hang around where the grass is greener...
• I put on women's clothing, And hang around in bars.
• Bart: Dad! Help! Marge: [screams] Ahh! Homer: Hang on, Boy!
  Daddy's coming to save you! [rolls over the tire trap and blows all the tires] D'oh!...
• People let me tell ya 'bout my best friend
• Marge: What makes you think this Darryl Strawberry character is better than you?
  Homer: Marge, forget it. He's bigger than me, faster than me, stronger than me, and he already has more friends around the plant than I do....
• I just hope people don't think I'm marrying you for your money.
  Instead of your... less tangible qualities....
• People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy. -- Bob Hope
• Homer: [taunting] Bart and Lisa have to go to school, while I get to stay at home, naah naah nah naah naah.
  Lisa: I like school. Homer: Well, why don't you live at it, then?...
• Hang sorrow! care 'll kill a cat. -- Ben Jonson (1573-1637) -- Every Man in his Humour, Act i, Sc.
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