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I have multiplied visions, and used similitudes. -- Old Testament -- Hosea viii, 10
I have my cat's permission to use the computer.
I have my faults, but changing my tune is not one of them. -- Samuel Beckett, The Unnameable
I have my portfolio managed by Dionne Warrick.
I have my wedding to prepare, my wife to murder, and Gilder to frame for it.
I'm swamped. -- Prince Humperdink, "The Princess Bride", movie...
I have my wife on a 4 year lease with an option to buy.
I have never been able to understand why it is that just because I am unintelligible nobody can understand me.
-- Milton Maye...
I have never been hurt by anything I didn't say. -- Calvin Coolidge
I have never been so well pleased, as when I could shift power from my own, on the sholders of othe
or have I ever been able to conceive how any rational being could propose happiness to himself f...
I have never done any 4000ers in Colorado. Maybe when I am 60 I will come back and do them.
-- Reinhold Messne...

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