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• I have a photogenic memory.
• Homer: Hmm... Bold, refreshing, and something I can't quite put my finger on.
  [at the Red Tick Beer brewery, dogs are swimming in the tank] Ma...
• I do so have a memory. It's in /usr.
• I have a great memory...it's just a little short.
• I have a really good memory, except it's short.
• I used to have a photographic memory, but it was never developed...
• I am not the rose, but I have lived near the rose. -- H. B. Constant (1767-1830)
• Who needs a real life when I have a modem?
• Everyone needs belief in something. I believe I'll have another beer.