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• I have tried so hard to do the right. -Grover Cleveland, 1908.
• Honor lies in honest toil. -- Grover Cleveland
• pension: A federally insured chain letter.
• The truly American sentiment recognizes the dignity of labour and the fact that honor lies in honest toil.
  -- Grover Cleveland...
• I was promised on a time To have reason for my rhyme
  From that time unto this season, I received nor rhyme nor reason....
• Praise was originally a pension, paid by the world. -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745)
• WAR I think Frankie Goes To Hollywood had it right.
  Put the leaders - the actual people who've insulted each others' grandmothers or whatever - in the ring, and let them beat the shit out of each other....
• There was an old woman who lived in a shoe She said "with my pension, that's all I can do" It may be substandard, but just down the block, I know an old lady who lives in a sock.
• Everybody but Sam had signed up for a new company pension plan that called for a small employee contribution.
  The company was paying all the rest. Unfortunately, 100% employee participation was needed...