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• I gave up ASCII for Lent.
• I gave up believing in God for Lent. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
• Did you hear about the loner who gave up his solitary vice for Lent -- except on Palm Sunday.
• Giving up Catholicism for Le
• A fella's talking to his priest. He said, "I gave up sex for Lent .
  .. Well, I tried to, but the last day of Lent my wife dropped a can of peaches and when she bent over to pick 'em up, I couldn't help it....
• For New Year's, I gave up sex & lying.
• I used to be a virgin. I gave it up because there was no money in it. -- Marsha Warfield
• I gave up on my wife, and married my computer.
• I used to be conceited, but gave it up. I'm perfect now.