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• Yo momma so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
• To marry the girl I did. And she gave me the advice. -- General Mark Clark
• I did NOT escape....they gave me a day pass.
• And often did beguile her of her tears, When I did speak of some distressful stroke That my youth suffer'd.
  My story being done, She gave me for my pains a world of sigh...
• They gave her back to me, Scotty. I doubt if it was *that* easy with Nogura, sir!
  -- Kirk and Scotty, "ST: The Motion Picture," stardate 7411.4...
• A wino asked me for change. I gave him my shirt...
• Lizzie Borden took an axe And gave her mother forty whack
  When she saw what she had done She gave her father forty-one!...
• My aunt's had a terrible time. First off, she got tonsillitis, followed by appendicitis and pneumonia.
  After that she got rheumatism, and to top it off they gave her hypodermics and inoculations....