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  New men know what vacuum-cleaners are, even if they've never touched them in the flesh....
• Q: "Can you use a vacuum cleaner on your dog?" A: "Yes, but it is generally better to take it for a walk.
• Hi. This is Kevin and Diana's vacuum cleaner. Their appliances have switched jobs again, and I get to answer the phone 'cause my old job sucked.
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• It's too formal to ask for the vacuum cleaner. You say "I'm choking the alligator.
• Now, I know you're probably asking yourself "Did he fire six shots, or just five?
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• Have you changed your tofu water today?
• In Denver it is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.