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• New York is where you can get the best cheap meal and the lousiest expensive meal in the country.
  -- Robert C. Weave...
• Marge: I get food in the mail, but in a different way.
  Every month, Good Housekeeping arrives in my mailbox bursting with recipes....
• May you marry the best cook in the world and get ulcers.
• Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.
• Raw uranium gives you atomic ache
• Homer: What's wrong with you? What are you trying to hide from me.
  .. [Homer opens the door and sniffs] What's that smell?...
• Franklin D. Roosevelt = New Deal ** William B. Clinton = Raw Deal
• The Bride said, "I'm going home to Mother!" The Groom responded, "Good, I'll join you and we can both get a decent meal.
• Homer: I had a feeling it was too good to be true. Every time you get a million dollars, something queers the deal.
  Lisa: I don't think real checks have exclamation points....